Are you sick of those high paid teachers?!
I, for one, am sick and tired of those high paid teachers. Their hefty
salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine or ten months a
It's time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they
do...baby-sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage.
That's right...I would give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they
worked, not any of that silly planning time.
That would be $15 a day.
Each parent should pay $15 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their
children. Now, how many students do they teach in a day? Maybe 25.
Then that's 15 X 25 = $375 a day.
But remember they only work 180 days a year!
I'm not going to pay them for any vacations. Let's see...that's 375 x180 =
(Hold on, my calculator must need batteries!)
What about those special teachers or the ones with master's degrees?
Well, we could pay them minimum wage just to be fair. Let's round it off
to $6.00 an hour. That would be $6 times 5 hours times 25 children times
180 days = $135,000.00 per year.
Wait a minute; there is something wrong here!!!