Monday, December 15, 2008

High Paid Teachers

Are you sick of those high paid teachers?!


I, for one, am sick and tired of those high paid teachers. Their hefty
salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine or ten months a
year!

It's time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they
do...baby-sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage.

That's right...I would give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they
worked, not any of that silly planning time.

That would be $15 a day.

Each parent should pay $15 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their
children. Now, how many students do they teach in a day? Maybe 25.

Then that's 15 X 25 = $375 a day.

But remember they only work 180 days a year!

I'm not going to pay them for any vacations. Let's see...that's 375 x180 =
$67,500

(Hold on, my calculator must need batteries!)

What about those special teachers or the ones with master's degrees?

Well, we could pay them minimum wage just to be fair. Let's round it off
to $6.00 an hour. That would be $6 times 5 hours times 25 children times
180 days = $135,000.00 per year.

Wait a minute; there is something wrong here!!!

4 comments:

nitroglicerino said...

That's a lot of money! ¿Are you being serious? If so, I'm considering going there!

Anonymous said...

Hola Paco
Soy Roberto, de Rockford. Me gustaria saber donde hay que apuntarse para cobrar a 6$ la hora por alumno, solo por ir reservando billetes de avion y esas cosas :)
Gracias por tu ayuda el anho pasado. Sin gente como tu muchos no estariamos aqui ahora

Paco in Texas said...

No hay de que, Roberto, espero que estes teniendo una buena experiencia.

Esta es la tipica broma cuando se dice que los maestros deberiamos cobrar por resultados... pues si nos pagaran como babysitters ganariamos mas... je, je.

Saludos

El Santy said...

Pues que sepas que en méxico si cobran por hora en los colegios privados, lo malo es que no cobran por alumno, por lo tanto reciben el nombre de pobresores