ITALIAN PASTA DIET

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>ITALIAN PASTA DIET - IT REALLY WORKS !!
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>1) You walka pasta da bakery.
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>2) You walka pasta da candy store.
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>3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
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>4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
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>You will lose weight!
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>AND......
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>CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
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>For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
>nutrition
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>and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
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>nutritional studies.
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>1.  The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
>Americans.
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>2.  The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
>Americans.
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>3.  The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
>than Americans.
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>4.  The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
>than Americans.
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>5.  The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
>    suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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>CONCLUSION
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>Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills
>you.
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>Now, you know this is a joke, right???? 
   

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